Screaming Penguin

If you aren't familiar with Lincoln Spector, he is the sometimes hilarious and other times giggleworthy writer of GiggleBytes. This week he ponders the future of nanotechnology and how it can help future generations develop a more intelligent cat litter. GiggleBytes is a weekly column that has been going for a few years now, so check out the archives and you should be able to find an article satirical enough to get you through your morning.Check out his story The Maltese Penguin from June of '98.