Screaming Penguin - Source Does Matter

Another prediction of such blatant obviosity that it deserves mention. IDG.net has a story that states "IBM evangelist predicts XML will speed e-business." I havent even read the article, I admit, so I dont quote the author here, or even pretend to know why the speaker is "evangelical" but more marketing hype wont help me agree anyway, DUH! This seems to be a pervasive prediction. Psychic healer and professor of Predictology, Shama-lama-ding-dong, from the Obvious Institute in Outmyass Wisconsin fully agrees (yes the institute has been featured on ToTSP before, it is a revered hotbed of intellectual instability and prowess, very dangerous combination, and as such is fully supported by the temple.) Shama-lama-ding-dong stated that "XML will help, this is truthful, my friend, yet running with scissors may not be detrimental after all, my friend." All stunning revelations about the Interent, e-commerce and personal health.The professor went on to bash swimming directly after meals and stepping on cracks, saying all were "not worthy of the dung of fowl." Well the XML statement aside, the professor is obviously incorrect. XML was an easy one, but the other controversial views do NOT reflect those of ToTSP. We also would like to add, that if you keep your face like that, it may stay that way permanently!XML Speed Story